Are you sitting down? Good. Keep reading. Okay, so I just went downstairs to get a seltzer and my dad was like, "Hey Em, I have to tell you a story." So I was like, "Okay." So then he asked me, "Do you remember when you guys [meaning me and my brothers] went to my classroom [for bring-your-kid-to-work-day] and that woman was playing hangman with you guys?" And I was like, "Yeah." So he said, "Well, I was talking to her boyfriend, and he used to be in a band. For a few years, they toured with- Well, played before another band." And I was like, "What band." And my mom was there and she said, "Something about mixtures and solutions..."

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