Merry Christmas! Happy Hannukkah! Happy Thursday! Ok, so I think my blog got less funny. So maybe this post will help catch up. I went to my sister's house for Christmas. My brothers and I were watching Ice Age, and everyone else was in the kitchen talking. I heard my mom say, "But if your boyfriend wouldn't let you see your friends..." She's been going on about this forever! She's annoyed that in Twilight, Edward doesn't let Bella hang out with Jacob. I walked in and I was like, "Will you let that go!" It's so annoying. I'm always like, "Well, maybe it's because Edward's a vampire and Jacob's a werewolf, and they've been enemies for hundreds of years!" During dinner, her dog, Moose was trying to get my fork, so after dinner, I kept waving it in his face, saying, "Moose. Fork. Moose. Fork. Fork. Moose." So my sister, Chris was like, "Em. Spoon. Em. Spoon. Spoon. Em." Then she turned to my mom, "Gail. Knife. Gail. Knife." I was laughing so hard! Now, if anyone ever says, "Em. Spoon," I would crack up! I was wearing a shoelace tied around my head, so Chris asked me, "Do you wear the shoelace like that at school?" So I was like, "No. I'd get in trouble. Mrs. *teacher's name* would cut my head off with a spork!" So we got into this whole thing about how long it would take to cut someone's head off with a spork. Tomorrow, I'm going to New York to see School Of Rock with Arly, her mom, and my uncle Michael. I can't wait! Today, for Hannukkah, I got the coolest hat ever! I told my mom I wanted it when we went to Justice. She got it the same day! She said, "I went to the cashier and I said, 'Just ring it up.' Then, I passed by and dropped money on the table and got the hat." Its silver mesh, and it has sequins. I also have a new joke! You might know my signature joke, "There are two penguins ina bathtub. One of them said, 'Can you pass the soap?' The other one said, 'What do I look like, a toaster?'" LOL! My new joke is: "This guy had a banana in his ear. Another guy came up to him and said, 'Excuse me sir, there's a banana in your ear.' He said, 'Sorry. I can't hear you. There's a banana in my ear.'" LOL! That makes me laugh every time! I also think this is funny, "SweeTart!" Its SweeTart, not SweetTart! What's a swee? And why is it tart? Well, I gotta go. Bye!