Despite how awesome his brother is, Mitchel Musso is lame and can not sing. By the way, did anyone bother to tell you Lean On Me is a Club Nouveau cover? No? Okay. Well, Mitchel Musso has a new album. Guess what it's called: Mitchel Musso. How creative. Well, I decided to listen to the samples on Amazon. I made a huge mistake. Okay, the songs aren't terrible. Do It Up and Odd Man Out are kind of cool. But he has a song called Hey. Who names a song Hey? And like I mentioned before, HE CAN'T SING.

Oh hey, look at the album cover. Also very creative. A picture of Mitchel Musso with the words Mitchel Musso. Ooh look, they're in red. Pretty. But seriously, an album with a picture of you with your name on it is not cool. Working with Disney is not cool. Ergo, YOU ARE NOT COOL.