Why Gerard Doesn't Feed Mikey. (video)
Posted by Emily on Tuesday, June 16, 2009
**UPDATE- I figured out more of the words. I edited this and put them in**
You have to see this. It's hilarious.
Look at Ray's hair. LOL. And notice how in Gerard's drawing, Mikey's the one dead. Also, I know Mikey's kind of hard to understand in the video, so I tried to figure out most of it. You're welcome.
Mikey:"Um, Gerard, can I ask you something?"
Gerard: "What, Mikey?"
Mikey: "Well, you see, I was just wondering, and-"
Gerard: "What is it, Mikey!?"
Mikey: "Gerard, why don't you feed me?"
Gerard: "What?"
Mikey: "Well, you feed everyone else. You feed Bob. You feed Frank. You feed Ray. You even feed The Used. Adam Lazzara. Gerard, you even feed the MCRmy. But you never feed me. Why don't you feed me?"
Gerard: "You want to know why I don't feed you, Mikey?"
Mikey: "Yes."
Gerard: "Do you remember, when we were kids, and you destroyed one of my drawings?"
Mikey: "Are you talking about the..." ???????
Gerard: "So you remember."
Mikey: "It was a doodle."
Gerard: "It was a woeful expression of my tortured soul!"
Mikey: "It was stick figure."
Gerard: "It doesn't matter it was mine!"
**Flashback Time**
Gerard: "Finally, my work is done."
Mikey: "Hey Gerard, can I see it?"
Gerard: "Well, no."
Mikey: "But why not?"
Gerard: "You wouldn't understand the complexities of my meaningful, parallel, qualities that had to do with the- You just wouldn't understand, Mikey! You're too stupid!"
Mikey: "I'm not stupid! Aaaaaah!"
Gerard: "The woeful expression of my tortured soul! You will pay for this Mikey."
Gerard: "You had no right to destroy it."
Mikey: "Whatever Gerard, it sucked anyway."
Gerard: "There are fighting words."
Mikey: "No Gerard! No Gerard don't hurt me! Don't hurt me Gerard please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me Gerard please don't hurt me! Gerard no no no no don't hurt me! Don't hurt me no no no no please don't hurt me."
You have to see this. It's hilarious.
Look at Ray's hair. LOL. And notice how in Gerard's drawing, Mikey's the one dead. Also, I know Mikey's kind of hard to understand in the video, so I tried to figure out most of it. You're welcome.
Mikey:"Um, Gerard, can I ask you something?"
Gerard: "What, Mikey?"
Mikey: "Well, you see, I was just wondering, and-"
Gerard: "What is it, Mikey!?"
Mikey: "Gerard, why don't you feed me?"
Gerard: "What?"
Mikey: "Well, you feed everyone else. You feed Bob. You feed Frank. You feed Ray. You even feed The Used. Adam Lazzara. Gerard, you even feed the MCRmy. But you never feed me. Why don't you feed me?"
Gerard: "You want to know why I don't feed you, Mikey?"
Mikey: "Yes."
Gerard: "Do you remember, when we were kids, and you destroyed one of my drawings?"
Mikey: "Are you talking about the..." ???????
Gerard: "So you remember."
Mikey: "It was a doodle."
Gerard: "It was a woeful expression of my tortured soul!"
Mikey: "It was stick figure."
Gerard: "It doesn't matter it was mine!"
**Flashback Time**
Gerard: "Finally, my work is done."
Mikey: "Hey Gerard, can I see it?"
Gerard: "Well, no."
Mikey: "But why not?"
Gerard: "You wouldn't understand the complexities of my meaningful, parallel, qualities that had to do with the- You just wouldn't understand, Mikey! You're too stupid!"
Mikey: "I'm not stupid! Aaaaaah!"
Gerard: "The woeful expression of my tortured soul! You will pay for this Mikey."
Gerard: "You had no right to destroy it."
Mikey: "Whatever Gerard, it sucked anyway."
Gerard: "There are fighting words."
Mikey: "No Gerard! No Gerard don't hurt me! Don't hurt me Gerard please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me Gerard please don't hurt me! Gerard no no no no don't hurt me! Don't hurt me no no no no please don't hurt me."